Sunday, April 4, 2010

Only difference between a Champ and a Chump is U

For those of you who may not know, my level of basketball IQ is far superior to those that walk around in Winnipeg. This may sound conceded but it is the truth, and I can now say that I have the hardware to prove it. As of today, Sunday, April 04, 2010 my fantasy team the Black Mambas accomplished a goal set out last October, and that goal was to completely destroy anyone in our way to the championship. There were haters, there were white people and I told all of them, no matter hard they tried and no matter who they had I would win.

So with that said I would like to thank some people… I would first like to thank my team, Gilbert Arenas, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Pau Gasol, Marc Gasol, Stephan Curry, Anthony Morrow, J.J. Hickson, and Taj Gibson. I would also like to thank Chase Budinger and Darren Collison, who when called upon stepped up their level of play. This group of talented players like other dream teams had to fight through adversity, with their started point guard Gilbert Arenas getting suspended the whole year. But all that did was open the door for Curry and Collison to shine.

Second, I like to thank Trevor Godfrey for being a consultant for the team. I only wish he could have had a team like mine, who doesn’t choke in the playoffs.

I would also like to say, that this team that I have assembled cruised their way thru the regular season and with the players I had, how could they not? We had Kobe Bryant who had more game winning shots than any other player in the league.



We had Stephen Curry who absolutely killed the second half of the season, and is one of the smoothest players in the league.



And last but not least, Mr. Vince-anity himself. Nuff said



Iunno what else to tell you, theres no one that can stop this fantasy juggernaut… all I do is WIN!!

Rated PG

Thursday, April 1, 2010

She loves my big hahaha

SCHOOL, is almost over…
I just got a few things to say, which I will elaborate on in the near future…

1. Clothing line countdown officially begins today..
2. APRIL FOOLS
3. Fuck school
4. Great white buffalo
5. Love vs Hate… what side are you on?

Quick shout out to Reens cause she yelled at me today cause I didn’t do that sooner…

Keep reading people!!

Rated PG

Portage Place Heros

WARNING!! THIS WHOLE BLOG POST IS A RANT. IF YOUR ARE SENSITIVE TO HATEFUL JOKES, DO NOT READ!


I had originally wanted to talk about girls in this post, but it will have to wait for a future blog. If you’re asking why not talk about girls in this blog, it is because of the outrage I saw while I was downtown today. I was so angry, aggravated, bitter, annoyed and so displeased, that I had to change what I was gonna talk about about. The reason is, THE AMOUNT OF NATIVES THAT PARADE DOWNTOWN AND AROUND PORTAGE PLACE!!! As harsh as it sounds, it is the truth, and those of you who live in Winnipeg will understand and vow for me.
You see, I grew up all up in the North and West end of Winnipeg, so my life has been filled with NATIVES, hell I even have NATIVE friends, but the amount of NATIVES that come out when the weather is remotely bearable is unbelievable. I would not care if the natives were doin a good deed for society, if they were helping out in any form, hell even if they minded their own business, but they don’t!! They all dress up, in their winter muthafuckin jackets which go past their knees, and those jackets all have the fur skinned hoodie. They all wear the same ripped baggy exco jeans, shell toed addidas and fake yankee hat.



They all stare at you like they want something from you, like FUCK YOU people. AND it’s not like you can categorize, or put them in an age demographic, they all have on the same jacket, pants, shoes and hat, and they all give you that same god dang stare. Like it feels like it is a giant, continuous circle that will never stop. They laugh at how shitty things are, it’s like they embrace that shit hole they call life. I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but what the fuck, WTF, WHAT THE FUCK… they have nothing better to do but then to be menace in south central Winnipeg while drinking their juice in the hood? I dunno, maybe if I was able to just stand around all day in the sun, stinking like I haven’t showered in 8 days, hair greasy as fuck, and not care, maybe just maybe then I could appreciate what it means to be a NATIVE? Or maybe not…


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